She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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