My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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