The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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