paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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