An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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