Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The Olympian is in my bed
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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