Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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