We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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