u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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