I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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