it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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