i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You made out with two different species that night
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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