Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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