I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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