This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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