also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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