I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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