Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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