Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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