do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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