We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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