Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just cropdusted the office
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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