Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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