id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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