You work out of a Hotel?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Randomize
