Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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