Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
last night I used snow as a chaser
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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