He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
