your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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