My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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