he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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