There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
be right there i have to get my cape
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Help. Why am I so naked?
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