I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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