I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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