You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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