Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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