You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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