so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
God I need to hump something, right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
