My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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