I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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