so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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