Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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