Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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