He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
my liver is dry heaving
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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