did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Randomize
