Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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