ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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