I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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