i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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