Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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