she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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