I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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