Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The Olympian is in my bed
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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