I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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