he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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