so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
no you cant smoke seaweed
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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