in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you inspire me to be a worse person
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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