You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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