Yo dont text me then not text me
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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