btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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